bijoux-et-mineraux:

Quartz and Amethyst Sphere - Brazil

(or possibly one of Stephen King’s langoliers…not sure)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

reallylameblog:

I googled kool aid man sexy

reallylameblog:

I googled kool aid man sexy

mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

gamzeeshumanbonebulge:

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

Chill, sexual, and hell on wheels? Ye, sounds about right.

miahcalix:

lioncheat:

corpsepose:

happy easter

BYE

Most creepy eastern pics EVER

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

hopesploded:

you lost, bro.

snafutype:

I’m so so sorry. (I’m not sorry. I’m hilarious.)

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

coluring:

*swags nervously*